Awesome Opossum

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phoenixwrong:

bossanovabyss:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

Actually, it’s a portmanteau of “squirt” (like squirting waterand “turtle” (which he is). Squirrels have nothing to do with it.

the hell it doesnt did you see squirtle’s tail

it is referencing all three

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

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abchannahxyz:

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

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mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

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witch-babycakes:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

That last one speaks to me

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tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

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xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

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